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Somewhere, a marketing intern is typing up copy for a hotel website. Suddenly, a comfortable bed turns into a sumptuous haven of crisp cotton that engulfs guests in comfort, thank you very much right mouse click, insert synonym.
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I'm here to un-"right mouse click" all of these words for you so you can know what to really expect when you get to your next destination. Enjoy. Or should I say relish in the delightful warmth of happiness? Ew.
Serene Getaway - Welcome to the middle of nowhere.
Family Friendly - Get ready for some cannonballs in the pool.
Garden View - Enjoy looking at the parking lot.
Cozy - Hope you packed light!
Rustic - Expect stuffed deer/moose/bears to adorn your room.
New Lobby - We don't have enough money to update the rooms,
so we just did the entrance instead.
Off Season Discount - Take the money you're saving to buy either
Walking distance to... - Better bring your power-walking gear!
Convenient highway location - You're so close, it is as
if you are merging onto Rt. 81 as you sleep!
Classic Colonial Styling - Bring your parasol and read Jane Eyre
as you relax on your bed covered in a lace duvet cover.
Superior Guest Room - Same as all the rest of the rooms.
Deluxe Continental Breakfast - Still the same 'ol salty eggs and mucky oatmeal.
Mini-Bar - Empty wallet.
Business Center - 1996 Compaq computer and ink-jet printer out of ink.
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as you relax on your bed covered in a lace duvet cover.
Superior Guest Room - Same as all the rest of the rooms.
Deluxe Continental Breakfast - Still the same 'ol salty eggs and mucky oatmeal.
Mini-Bar - Empty wallet.
Business Center - 1996 Compaq computer and ink-jet printer out of ink.
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Simple Decor - Bed, lamp, carpet. Nuff said.
Safe Location - Don't worry, the barbed wire keeps all the riff raff out!
Luxury Experience - Your wallet looks too full, can we help lessen the load for you?
The Hottest Place To Stay - Justin Timberlake stayed here once in 1997.
Quaint B&B with Country Decor - Welcome to our home,
Safe Location - Don't worry, the barbed wire keeps all the riff raff out!
Luxury Experience - Your wallet looks too full, can we help lessen the load for you?
The Hottest Place To Stay - Justin Timberlake stayed here once in 1997.
Quaint B&B with Country Decor - Welcome to our home,
do you want to learn about our porcelain doll collection?
Until next time, travel on...
Maggie
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